Fixin' To Have Me A Come Apart

"Fixin' To Have Me A Come Apart" Tee

If you grew up down here, you know exactly what a come apart is — and you know it's just a matter of time before the next one. It's the full-body conniption that arrives when the printer jams, the casserole burns, and somebody touches the thermostat all in the same ten minutes. Some folks call it a meltdown. We call it Tuesday. This one's for everybody operating on a short fuse and a long memory, wearing fair warning right on their chest so the world knows to give 'em a minute.

A loving tribute to frayed nerves, hot tempers, and the mama who could go from zero to come apart in the time it took you to track mud across her clean floor. Wear it to the family gathering, the DMV, or anywhere your patience is hanging by a thread.

Designed by Alabama artist Angel Welch and screen printed right here in Dora, Alabama at Bama Print House. Local art, local ink, on your back.

The Details

• Designed by Alabama's own Angel Welch
• Screen printed locally at Bama Print House in Dora, AL
• Soft, durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (5.5 oz) — the kind that gets better with every wash and won't shrink up on you
• Classic, relaxed fit — roomy enough for a full plate at the cookout
• Printed nice and bold so the lettering reads clear from across the room
• Tropical Blue