Brisket and Texistential Dread

This tee is for every Texan who has ever settled into a Saturday full of smoked meat and sky-high hopes… only to end up staring at the TV like a bewildered ranch hand wondering where it all went wrong. Designed by Angel Welch of Alabama and screen printed by Bama Print House in Dora, AL, this shirt from our Roll Call collection leans all the way into that uniquely Lone Star combination of pride, passion, and emotional whiplash. The oatmeal-heather 50/50 cotton/poly blend makes it soft enough to nap in after a big plate of brisket, and breathable enough to survive the fourth-quarter unraveling of your favorite orange-clad team. Featuring a roped-in cowboy who’s clearly had a day, this design captures the spirit of Texas fandom: big flavors, big feelings, and a whole lot of “why do I do this to myself?” Perfect for tailgates, watch parties, therapy sessions, or any moment when you’re equal parts fed and frazzled.