{"product_id":"alabama-ant-control-kit-print","title":"Alabama Ant Control Kit Print","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlabama Ant Control Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eA print by Joshua J. Hamilton\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery Southerner has a fire ant strategy, and not a single one of them is approved by the manufacturer. Joshua J. Hamilton lays out the time-honored four-step method passed down through generations of men who've decided that a mound in the yard is a personal insult: one Mountain Dew bottle (cut the bottom off), a little bit of gasoline, a crumpled-up newspaper, and the good sense to \u003cem\u003erun\u003c\/em\u003e. Step four is just \"FIN.\" and a little curl of smoke, which is exactly how these stories tend to end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA loving tribute to questionable yard work and the daddy who swore it was the only thing that worked. Hangs perfectly in the garage, the shed, or anywhere folks know better but did it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e(For entertainment purposes. Please do not actually pour gasoline down an ant hill. We mean it. Mostly.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen-edition art print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRisograph print on moonrock paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e12\" x 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBy Southern artist Joshua J. Hamilton\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Gettin’ Place","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44237158482100,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0624\/3778\/5780\/files\/IMG-0260.png?v=1779900386","url":"https:\/\/gettinplace.com\/products\/alabama-ant-control-kit-print","provider":"The Gettin’ Place","version":"1.0","type":"link"}